I've always wanted to learn to fly, but these crazy wings aren't exactly what I was thinking about.  If the thought of jumping out of a plane with just a parachute sounds risky, how about a parachute and a small set of wings?

... that should make you feel better... right?

http://www.engadget.com/2006/06/02/the-gryphon-parachute-system-only-badasses-need-apply/